Lizard on the DL

In previous posts, the Lizard has developed a hardy image. He's seen crawling on a rock in the desert, hanging out in a cactus, slogging through the snow. In an effort to showcase his capacity for esthetic appreciation, he went up into Shawn's cherry tree to admire the blossoms, but fell out and broke both of his arms! The Lizard thus achieved the feat of breaking his arms in opposite corners of the country...Georgia and Oregon...in less than five months. Eventually some Super Glue was found and the Lizard has been mended.